My grandfather sent me this. He thought it was hilarious.
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I don't get it. It's not funny to intentionally intoxicate a wild animal. The snake could have drowned.
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- Re: My grandfather sent me this. He thought it was hilarious.Posted 04/14/2017 05:12 PM - Hide
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I don't get it. It's not funny to intentionally intoxicate a wild animal. The snake could have drowned.
Are you a Canadian retard?
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- Re: My grandfather sent me this. He thought it was hilarious.Posted 04/14/2017 05:13 PM - Hide
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I don't get it. It's not funny to intentionally intoxicate a wild animal. The snake could have drowned.
Are you a Canadian retard?
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I don't get it. It's not funny to intentionally intoxicate a wild animal. The snake could have drowned.
Yo Q, I had a good chuckle out of that one. snakes are great swimmers and can hold their breath for a long time. the fact that the snake liked Jack so much that he came back with two frogs instead of one, was funny. the snake was saying, "make it a double barkeep."...
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- . posted:Yo Q, I had a good chuckle out of that one. snakes are great swimmers and can hold their breath for a long time. the fact that the snake liked Jack so much that he came back with two frogs instead of one, was funny. the snake was saying, "make it a double barkeep."...
thank yuo, i would have never have got it otherwise
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- . posted:Yo Q, I had a good chuckle out of that one. snakes are great swimmers and can hold their breath for a long time. the fact that the snake liked Jack so much that he came back with two frogs instead of one, was funny. the snake was saying, "make it a double barkeep."...
Thank you. Now that makes sense.
However, I'm still worried about the snake. Does it have a liver so that it can process the alcohol?
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- Re: My grandfather sent me this. He thought it was hilarious.Posted 04/14/2017 08:44 PM - Hide
- . posted:Are you a Canadian retard?
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I don't get it. It's not funny to intentionally intoxicate a wild animal. The snake could have drowned.
I don't get it, either
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- Re: My grandfather sent me this. He thought it was hilarious.Posted 04/14/2017 08:59 PM - Hide
- I got a better joke. Two buddies are out fishing. They've been fishing, drinking beer and generally bullshitting. One of them decided to take a piss and walked over to a tree to pee. Once he whipped out his dick, a rattlesnake appeared out of no where and bit him on the head of his dick. He runs back screaming and telling his friend what happened. The other friend called 911 and asked the operator what to do. The operator said to squeeze the area of the bite and to suck out the venom and spit it out after each suck. In a panic, the victim askes "hey! what did 911 say?" His friend responded "you're gonna die".
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