Craigslist Champs -5 June 2017

White trash looking for a free flop and some pussy. I think he's shit out of luck.

https://gadsden.craigslist.org/sha/6162542869.html

6ft2 - Need help (Piedmont Al)

Looking for girlfriend to let me stay with them while we love and cherish each other. Moving from fl. Need place by sunday

Tough shit, you stupid twat. Shouldn't have run up so much debt for useless shit. Why do you think anyone else should have to subsidize your previous profligacy? Believe she will need to "help" for a place.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/6163191174.html

seeking extremely cheap living situation 25F

I am a college graduate who has a decent salary in tech. Thing is, I am drowning in debt. I am seeking a arrangement where I can contribute possible weekend work and $150 (to pay for a daily shower and 1-2 weekly loads of laundry) for a safe place to sleep. My pocessions are limited to a suitcase and I am not picky and will sleep on a basement floor if I have to. I can provide my own food, toiletries ect in addition to the $150.

Dunno....ad has pic. That's a hard-looking mid-20's.

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/sha/6162109027.html

She'll need to "help". Ad has pics. Not bad but she has the crazy eyes.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/sha/6162952107.html

$500 Girl SEARCHIG for a place STAT (Echo park, silverlake, ktown, etc)

Hi. I need a place to call home asap either temporarily while i find something more fitting or if im lucky, something that just works out. Im looking for a private room doesnt matter how big/small, nice/not so nice, i dont have mch room to be picky here especially cuz im on such a budget. I can afford about $450-$500/month.

I'm super easy to live with. "Artsy" type. Always crafting. I keep to myself, mostly, but im very socialable, confident & pretty upbeat when I need to be. I'm VERY respectful, down to earth, mellow & have common sense. I clean up after myself, I don't cook at all (i forget kitchens exist), & dont have much stuff.

I do have a small dog. He is ACTUALLY serviced. A little jack russle wire-haired terrier mix. He's trained and def better behaved than most humans. He listens when anybody tells him a command. He's really good with cats-doesnt chase them. You'll see how amazing and easy to live with he is once we meet.

Let me know if you have any questions & wish me luck!!!

Good Lord. What a fucking mess. Ad has pics. Coalburner, her nigger, and their child.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/sha/6162597235.html

Family in need of a helping hand. (Long Beach)

Hello, my name is Annmarie and my boyfriend's name is Aaron We have an 8 month old daughter and i also have a service dog. We were previously staying in a transitional housing trying to save up and get our own place but the director of the transitional house hadn't been paying the land lord for months and we find out when the sheriffs give us and 12 others a five day notice to vacate. So we have been displaced and staying in motels. We are both disabled. I receive SSI and we receive government assistance for our daughter. I know its a lot to even consider, a whole family, if so would u be willing to take myself and daughter? If just mom and daughter the price would have to be a lot lower just this month and I myself can pay up to 600 a month after that every first, I ask u to please consider my service dog, I love him like a son.But can do it as soon as tomorrow. Annmarie# (562)230-9677. Aaron#(414)940-3663. Our total monthly income for the month is 1472.00. Also, We enjoy making music, beats on tracks, its something we're both passionate about. Don't worry we use headphones so you won't hear it, unless you want to of course. My service animal Trooper,is a happy guy, 2 years old very obedient, i literally have no problems with him, he enjoys lots of walks, hugs, and kisses absolutely loves kids. I love working with my daughter's development throughout the day. We're always learning and having fun doing it. Our daughter Amaya is a happy 8 month old and her development is in the 12 to 14 month stage.we are very proud of her. Right now we can give a total of 600$ in cash for a rm to rent for this month but can pay 950 a month after that, as a whole family, that would have to include utilities. We thank everyone who reads this, if your reading this and know of anyone who can help please give us a call at either numbers above any time. Thank you

Funny how all of these beggars have pets.

fuck off Lib, I enjoy these posts.