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  • I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.

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    • Posted 03/06/2017 10:30 PM : Edited 03/06/2017 10:34 PM -
    • I had extreme life circumstances that prevented me from working, so I put a fake job entry on my resume to fill the gap for the past 3 years. I used my friend as a reference (he works where I claim to work) and I got the job.

      Some of you fags might call me immoral for doing this, but I say :flip:

      It's a dog eat dog world.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 10:33 PM -
    • If there are people willing to put walking on the moon on their resume, why not pad yours?
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
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    • Are you White? Then it's okay.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 10:37 PM -
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      I had extreme life circumstances that prevented me from working, so I put a fake job entry on my resume to fill the gap for the past 3 years. I used my friend as a reference (he works where I claim to work) and I got the job.

      Some of you fags might call me immoral for doing this, but I say :flip:

      It's a dog eat dog world.

      hope that works out for ya.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 10:46 PM -
    • hey man, whatever it takes to be working. good job man.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 10:50 PM -
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      I had extreme life circumstances that prevented me from working, so I put a fake job entry on my resume to fill the gap for the past 3 years. I used my friend as a reference (he works where I claim to work) and I got the job.

      Some of you fags might call me immoral for doing this, but I say :flip:

      It's a dog eat dog world.

      You did the right thing.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 10:53 PM : Edited 03/06/2017 10:53 PM -
    • If a shifty negro can put community organizing on his resume and become president then why shouldn't everyone just make shit up?
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 10:55 PM -
    • I should do that to. Thanks, OP. :tu:
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:00 PM -
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      I had extreme life circumstances that prevented me from working, so I put a fake job entry on my resume to fill the gap for the past 3 years. I used my friend as a reference (he works where I claim to work) and I got the job.

      Some of you fags might call me immoral for doing this, but I say :flip:

      It's a dog eat dog world.

      I see nothing wrong with what you did. Do never breath a word to a soul about what you did and be nothing but pleasant and helpful to everyone you work with. You don't want to get anyone's hackles up that they might go snooping into your PI.

      And if I were you, I wouldn't stay at this place very long, esp if it's corporate. If it's mom n pop and you are a good worker bee I'm sure they would over look it on the odd chance they found out you padded.

      PS--around here it's a doggy-dog world.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:01 PM -
    • I'm sure that's a nice feeling, getting hired after three years.

      You know what's an even better feeling? When people tell me how impressive my resume is, and I enjoy the compliment because it's 100% legit.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:02 PM -
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      I had extreme life circumstances that prevented me from working, so I put a fake job entry on my resume to fill the gap for the past 3 years. I used my friend as a reference (he works where I claim to work) and I got the job.

      Some of you fags might call me immoral for doing this, but I say :flip:

      It's a dog eat dog world.

      My former CEO walked away with $160 Mill. for 5 years work. You're looking pretty moral from where I'm sitting.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
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      I had extreme life circumstances that prevented me from working, so I put a fake job entry on my resume to fill the gap for the past 3 years. I used my friend as a reference (he works where I claim to work) and I got the job.

      Some of you fags might call me immoral for doing this, but I say :flip:

      It's a dog eat dog world.

      For all intensive purposes you're right; it's a doggy dog world out there.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:07 PM -
    • Fat Angry Sheboon posted:
      If a shifty negro can put community organizing on his resume and become president then why shouldn't everyone just make shit up?
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      :pedobait::pedobait::pedobait::pedobait::loaf3::pedobait::pedobait::pedobait::pedobait:
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:11 PM -
    • I didn't go in the first day. I figured someone would cover for me.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:13 PM -
    • Please report to human resources immediately, we have to address something that has been brought to light recently.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:17 PM -
    • why do people need to know your fucking life history before they give you some shitty job? it's just a way to control the money, who it goes to.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:24 PM -
    • I've lied on my resume. I've padded job descriptions, changed employment dates, and more. I've lied so much on my resume that I barely know what the truth is anymore. I have to keep older copies of my resumes so I can go back and see what I really did at some point in time.

      I am a very experienced IT worker and a CCNA, mainly in desktop support, but with bits of data center and networking thrown in.

      I have lied for the purpose of getting better jobs. Better jobs that I have studied and trained for, but have not been selected for, despite a half dozen interviews over the past 6 months at different places. Those fuckers.

      My local city seems to do a lot of IT contract hiring, but not much actual full time hiring.

      Some people say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have". I pretend to be what I want to be, so I can one day be what I want to be for real.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:25 PM -
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      why do people need to know your fucking life history before they give you some shitty job? it's just a way to control the money, who it goes to.

      I agree. And this whole notion of a 'gap' being an issue is bullshit, too. Esp with the way the economy has been up until the last few years.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:32 PM -
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      I've lied on my resume. I've padded job descriptions, changed employment dates, and more. I've lied so much on my resume that I barely know what the truth is anymore. I have to keep older copies of my resumes so I can go back and see what I really did at some point in time.

      I am a very experienced IT worker and a CCNA, mainly in desktop support, but with bits of data center and networking thrown in.

      I have lied for the purpose of getting better jobs. Better jobs that I have studied and trained for, but have not been selected for, despite a half dozen interviews over the past 6 months at different places. Those fuckers.

      My local city seems to do a lot of IT contract hiring, but not much actual full time hiring.

      Some people say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have". I pretend to be what I want to be, so I can one day be what I want to be for real.

      If it's working for you, go for it. It's not like you are bullshitting your way into jobs you know nothing about.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:32 PM -
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      why do people need to know your fucking life history before they give you some shitty job? it's just a way to control the money, who it goes to.

      I agree. And this whole notion of a 'gap' being an issue is bullshit, too. Esp with the way the economy has been up until the last few years.

      If I see even a gap of a month on a resume, I toss it in the trash.

      Anybody who has been unemployed, no matter how brief is a loser and unreliable.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:33 PM -
    • Hiring.Manager posted:
      If I see even a gap of a month on a resume, I toss it in the trash.

      Anybody who has been unemployed, no matter how brief is a loser and unreliable.

      Total bullshit.

      I'll bet you discriminate based on age as well.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:34 PM -
    • What fake job did you claim?
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:35 PM -
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      If I see even a gap of a month on a resume, I toss it in the trash.

      Anybody who has been unemployed, no matter how brief is a loser and unreliable.

      Total bullshit.

      I'll bet you discriminate based on age as well.

      Anybody who is not promoted to management by the time they're 30 are losers in life and do not deserve to be employed. They had their shot and they blew it.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:42 PM -
    • Hiri.Manager posted:
      Anybody who is not promoted to management by the time they're 30 are losers in life and do not deserve to be employed. They had their shot and they blew it.

      Okay tough guy.
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    • Re: I was unemployed for 3 years so I put a fake job on my resume and I got a job.
      Posted 03/06/2017 11:56 PM -
    • Hiring.Manager posted:
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      why do people need to know your fucking life history before they give you some shitty job? it's just a way to control the money, who it goes to.

      I agree. And this whole notion of a 'gap' being an issue is bullshit, too. Esp with the way the economy has been up until the last few years.

      If I see even a gap of a month on a resume, I toss it in the trash.

      Anybody who has been unemployed, no matter how brief is a loser and unreliable.

      That's too bad. I'm going to ask for you by name next time my burger is made wrong Cletus. :lol:
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